carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
HA I’VE FOUND YOU.
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HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU
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accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent
accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent
Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet
Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name
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apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
you really aren’t
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